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The Official Naughty Lazer
The Official Naughty Lazer
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Now Be Naughty! Shine Boobs, Dick, Mouth, Female Nude, and Butt at friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...it's a Private Part-y!
FEATURES: 5 hilarious naughty images, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Naughty Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Naughty Lazers are used. Naughty Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 247 reviewsThis is the best thing ever. Two things though, change the ship from address show it doesnt show "Dick Lazers" when you receive your package....and theres no need for the black light and flashlight...just make the lazer pointer stronger. Hope you guys crush it.

You'll find yourself in a situation where you'll be like, "Man, I wish I had a dick lazer"...so you should get one.

I brought my wonderful Dick Lazer to my tattoo shop, and it quickly became one of the most important tools that we have. We use it on a daily basis and I don’t think the shop would be able to survive without it now. Thank you for adding this indispensable item to our lives.

I bought one for me and my dad and we love them

It’s everything you can hope for and more. My son and I have had hours of entertainment.

I bought 5 of them and gave away 3 to friends within days. I work in a bar and had my customers dying laughing with it. Gonna need some more because I’m running out!

I bought extras for my friends.

Product was exactly as described & delivered extremely fast!

I’m excited to shoot my dicks all over
My cats dig it

The dick Lazer is hilarious and not only does it deliver the 5 different dick outlines from one end but this gag also packs 3 useful tools as an added bonus on the other! Delivering a standard pointer Lazer, a low power UV light as well as a low power white light. So you always have those when it's time to get serious but you also always have a joke within reach!
Combine all that with a reasonable price and I was left with no other choice than to buy 1.
Everyone should own at least one!

Funny as hell. Also has a regular flashlight and UV light

Very impressed with the product and customer service response time. There is an issue with one of the chargers that is being corrected.

Product was exactly as described & delivered extremely fast!
Thanks for the review Joshua! Hope you keep enjoying your D Lazer!
I needed some laughs in my life and boy it worked! My family thought it was hilarious, my girlfriend did not. She’s just mad she’s not funny!
Haha maybe she will get on board soon! Thanks for the review and glad to hear you're having fun with your Naughty Lazer!
My dog loves chasing lasers, like a cat. When I saw the Dick Lazers, I thought this would add to the fun. And I was right. I enjoy watching my dog chase a dick all over the house
Watching dogs chase D Lazers never gets old lol! Glad you're having fun, thank you for the review!
I got it because of the idea of being in a tight situation say working a piece of heavy equipment, and then there’s a dick on your face. I’d die. Haha. Thanks guys!
Hahah send us a video of that! But be safe! Thanks for your review!
As advertised. Super funny. Every one loves it
Yes! Thank you for the review! Stoked you're enjoying your D Lazer!
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