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Official Naughty Lazer
Official Naughty Lazer
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Now Be Naughty! Shine Boobs, Dick, Mouth, Female Nude, and Butt at friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...it's a Private Part-y!
FEATURES: 5 hilarious naughty images, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Naughty Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Naughty Lazers are used. Naughty Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 329 reviewsI’ve brought to several events and named the five penises. We have butt plug, needle, Dick, Bill Clinton, Peroni, Dick, bat dick and normal dick. They are great and we have tons of fun.

I love this! I’m such a juvenile at heart, this is hysterical.

Bought this for my husband for father's day, I was a little late gifting it to him - but he literally gasped and got as excited as a child with a new toy! I love when I get that reaction out of him with a gift l.
Once he realized it didn't have just 1 dick, but 5 - AND a regular lazer and a flashlight - he was completely sold.
I'm sure we'll be ordering more now.

This made my husband laugh and smile.

This lazer is so much fun. Weather a room full of friends, to a night out on the town. It’s so much fun to either put a dick in someone’s mouth to dicks popping up on the walls in your town, stores, or bar. Even more fun if you buy two. Then you and your friends can have dick battles everywhere!

Target audience, males of all ages! Every male will find it absolutely hilarious. Women will chuckle and not see the point of it (no pun intended)
It’s hard not to laugh at this

Funny to put a dick on people's faces or on the wall so they see it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

fun toy but would really love to see it in a green laser
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This lazer is so much fun. Weather a room full of friends, to a night out on the town. It’s so much fun to either put a dick in someone’s mouth to dicks popping up on the walls in your town, stores, or bar. Even more fun if you buy two. Then you and your friends can have dick battles everywhere!
Excellent points Chris haha! Thank you for the review and we are so happy that you've been having fun all over with your D Lazers!
This is a well designed device. Unlike most lasers, the on button is a switch! Also, easy to change the images. Blacklight, red dot laser, and flashlight on the ass end! And usbc, perfect. Light and compact. Best part, laser switch protector so it doesn't turn on in your pocket. Better than expected, 5🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆s!!
Thank you for the review! So stoked that you're enjoying your Dick Lazer! Keep having fun spreading dicks and laughter! We apprecaite your business!
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Thanks for the review Tex! Glad you're enjoying that Naughty Lazer!
I love naughty Lazer. I’m constantly projecting dicks everywhere. I just wish it felt more durable, it feels a bit fragile. But other than that, let me know when a v.2 arrives, I’ll be buying it.
Thanks for the review Anthony! Glad you're enjoying the Naughty Lazer! We have the Dick Lazer 2.0 coming out soon and some other very silly ones dropping soon! Thanks for joining the cock club!
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