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Official Naughty Lazer

Official Naughty Lazer

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Now Be Naughty! Shine Boobs, Dick, Mouth, Female Nude, and Butt at friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...it's a Private Part-y!

FEATURES: 5 hilarious naughty images, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Naughty Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Naughty Lazers are used. Naughty Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Official Dick Lazer

Tim Hulme
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer

Absolute riot! Love messing with everyone! Gets a laugh every time.

Justin Olmstead
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Official Dick Lazer
Hilarious!

I have to put it away sometimes bc I just put D's on everything. The dogs. My partner. The street at night. If I could use it like a bat signal, I would!

Brandon
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer

My son gets a kick out of it it's hilarious so thank you

Adam Rocha
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
As advertised!

It works! And has all the different shapes from the ads. This is going to improve the next group photo, for sure!! 🤣

Leah Dawsey
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Official Dick Lazer
Awesome

Hysterical. Love it and will be getting some for gifts as well.

Lu Fu
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Official Dick Lazer
Amazing

Loved this. It made the perfect gift. Brother in law loves it.

Janae
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer

Great product get laughes everywhere I go

Raymond Mayberry
Official Naughty Lazer
Official Naughty Lazer
Funny fun

I love playing with this lazer. NGL I love making people look n laugh.

Roz
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
100% Funny!

The reactions and laugh out loud responses with our friends is a blast!
Send me an affiliate code and I'll sell 100 lazers every weekend! ;)

Cheers,
Jeff

Jeffrey Elletson
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer

Official Dick Lazer

Justin Hodge
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
Fun lazer

As described, fast shipping

Ray Delarosa
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
Perfect name!

Fantastic product! Will be ordering more!

Andy Leach
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Official Dick Lazer
Dick Lazer

What can I say? Its exactly as described and hilarious in any situation. Putting d***s all over random people is awesome!

Shaun Branson
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer
Great customer service and so much fun!

Not only am I pleased with my dick lazer (best purchase ever lol), I am very pleased with the easy communication with the creator of the company. There was a hiccup with the USPS and every time I reached out, I received a prompt response back and I felt like he truly cared about his customers. Thanks to them, I am now able to put my dick on everything and everyone and it has been bringing my inner 13 year old boy (I am a 38 year old woman) SO much joy! haha

Vern
Official Dick Lazer
Official Dick Lazer

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Raymond Mayberry

Great product get laughes everywhere I go

Thanks for the review Raymond! Keep getting those laughs and having fun with your D Lazer!

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Shiloh
Dick Lazers Blasted My Expectations

Bought a novelty lazer from Dick Lazers because clearly I’m a person of taste and zero self-restraint. The first one showed up with a minor issue, nothing tragic, just enough to make me wonder if it had been partying too hard in the warehouse and had whiskey Dick.

I shot off an email thinking I’d hear back in a few days, maybe a week if Mercury was in retrograde. Instead, they replied fast. Like “did they just teleport that response?” fast. And they didn’t just fix the issue…..they went full beast mode and took care of it better than I expected.

Most people write reviews about the product. And sure, the lazer is exactly what you’d want from something sold by a company named Dick Lazers. It’s ridiculous. It’s glorious. It’s probably illegal in at least three small countries. But what really matters? The team behind it is the real deal. They actually give a damn.

In a world full of ghosted support tickets and corporate shrugging, Dick Lazers delivers Hard. Respect.

Thanks for the awesome review Shiloh! We appreciate you and are here if you need anything in the future!

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Joshua burke

Official Naughty Lazer

Glad you're enjoying the Naughty Lazer Joshua! Thanks for the review!

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Amy Barbosa
Fun dicks

The pictures are clear to see and vibrant. We had so much fun with the naughty lazer as well.

Thanks for the review Amy! Stoked to hear that you're enjoying the Dick Lazer and Naughty Lazer! Together it's a hilarious combo!

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steve taylor
Great item

Great item a lot of fun

Thanks for the review Steve! Keep on having fun!

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