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Official Dick Lazer
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The pictures are clear to see and vibrant. We had so much fun with the naughty lazer as well.
Dick lazer is awesome!! So many Dicks to choose from. It has great distance. Lazer Dicks on side of neighbors house perfectly. More distance the bigger the Dick gets. Totally satisfied 🫡🫡
This rating scale should be in dicks, not stars. Either way I give it 5 dicks. You couldn't ask for a classier way to put a smile on people faces. Or should I say a dick on their face. Either way they end up with both. Nice job dick lazers. All you need now is a to mount one to a shark.
They advertise a simple 5 D*ck Lazer. Received an absolute UNIT. Not only is is USB Rechargeable, so you're not messing with tiny batteries. It also comes with a pretty decent flashlight and blacklight (for bills) on the opposite end. Definitely worth every penny!
Way+too+fun.+If+you+can%27t+laugh+at+a+dick+on+someone%27s+face+you%27re+probably+an+asshole+
So, I am an old Veteran that likes to hang out at my local mall. I use this pointer in the food court as people try to eat. I use my friends store as cover, and so far have not been caught. Hours of fun, and its rechargeable too!!
Dude. I got this on a whim, as I’m sure most do. When it got here, I broke it out with my teenage son and I don’t know that we’ve laughed that much together in a long time. Lean into the stupid and it’s a lot more fun than expected. Thanks!
The joy it brings to peoples lives. Dick lazer! ===D~~
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