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Cucummer T-Shirt
Cucummer T-Shirt
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Now you can enjoy your favorite vegetable while it's enjoying itself! Cute and cummy. Lovable and laughable. Get it for yourself, get it for your friends—we all know someone who LOVES cucumbers and enjoys a good climax.
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton, ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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from 124 reviewsThese are great. So funny, and such a great gag gift. Also the owners are really cool and good guys.

Bought one for my daughter. And ordered 5 more!!

I take my dick lasers with me everywhere. Never know when an opportunity will pop up. I only wish there were different colors, like blue and green.

I have had more fun with this dick then I had with my first two husbands.highly recommend,the laughs just keep coming.

Bought several for Christmas party gift presents and they were a big hit. My only wish was that the last when used in novelty mode was brighter. I understand the challenge of that, but I would sacrifice the normal laser pointer in order to make other brighter.

But these naughty lazer pointers for a couple guys at work. We work in a firehouse so you can imagine the fun we get into. Everyone loved it!

bought this for my husband who loves my transgender body. he couldnt be more satisfied

Was part of a FireFighter White Elephant gift exchange at Station Xmas party. Ended up being the star of the party, creating endless laughs and endless possibilities for pranks etc…….

There was a problem with shipping. I contacted them and they bent over backwards to get things fixed for me. Extremely satisfied. I got it for a gag gift exchange. It’s bright and shoots clearly across the room. Highly recommend if you want to slap a wiener on someone’s forehead during a party. Thanks!!

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