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Cucummer T-Shirt
Cucummer T-Shirt
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Now you can enjoy your favorite vegetable while it's enjoying itself! Cute and cummy. Lovable and laughable. Get it for yourself, get it for your friends—we all know someone who LOVES cucumbers and enjoys a good climax.
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton, ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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from 507 reviewsThese are top notch!! If weiners and boobs make you laugh, these are for you....
I love this idea but the only problem is I have to use it from a far distance to see the image clearly other than that this is a great idea lol. I know a lot of my friends are getting it after they saw mine :))
I just can’t stop grabbing my dick and flashing it around. Everybody else wants to hold my dick too. They will just have to get their own because it’s hard for me to let go. Thanks for the fun!
Bought 4 of these as fun Christmas gifts for my husband and 3 adult sons !!
Best Lazer i have ever seen . Can't get enough of it. Its awsome.
I'm my profession you need a good sense of humor and this Dick Lazer was perfect for random laughs. My older teen who was originally horrified now finds it hysterical and has stolen it. I will be buying another.
This is , by far, the best d**k laser I’ve ever seen.
Can’t wait to give these as gifts this Christmas!
I love it! I bought it to use at work for fun and it did not disappoint!
Love this Lazer. It has multiple functions, works great and is hysterical! My friends had a ball with this and there were a lot of laughs. Can be used without the di*&k feature too. Great product!
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