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Doggy Style T-Shirt
Doggy Style T-Shirt
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Everyone loves Doggy Style! Cute and innocent, but here to party. Now you can let everyone know your favorite position. Avoid those awkward negotiations in the bedroom because your partner will already know your style! Great for pajamas, brunches, sleepovers, volunteer work, parent teacher conferences, and walking the dog.
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), no side seams. Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton, ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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Let customers speak for us
from 247 reviewsThis is the best thing ever. Two things though, change the ship from address show it doesnt show "Dick Lazers" when you receive your package....and theres no need for the black light and flashlight...just make the lazer pointer stronger. Hope you guys crush it.

You'll find yourself in a situation where you'll be like, "Man, I wish I had a dick lazer"...so you should get one.

I brought my wonderful Dick Lazer to my tattoo shop, and it quickly became one of the most important tools that we have. We use it on a daily basis and I don’t think the shop would be able to survive without it now. Thank you for adding this indispensable item to our lives.

I bought one for me and my dad and we love them

It’s everything you can hope for and more. My son and I have had hours of entertainment.

I bought 5 of them and gave away 3 to friends within days. I work in a bar and had my customers dying laughing with it. Gonna need some more because I’m running out!

I bought extras for my friends.

Product was exactly as described & delivered extremely fast!

I’m excited to shoot my dicks all over
My cats dig it

The dick Lazer is hilarious and not only does it deliver the 5 different dick outlines from one end but this gag also packs 3 useful tools as an added bonus on the other! Delivering a standard pointer Lazer, a low power UV light as well as a low power white light. So you always have those when it's time to get serious but you also always have a joke within reach!
Combine all that with a reasonable price and I was left with no other choice than to buy 1.
Everyone should own at least one!

Funny as hell. Also has a regular flashlight and UV light

Very impressed with the product and customer service response time. There is an issue with one of the chargers that is being corrected.

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