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Doggy Style T-Shirt
Doggy Style T-Shirt
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Everyone loves Doggy Style! Cute and innocent, but here to party. Now you can let everyone know your favorite position. Avoid those awkward negotiations in the bedroom because your partner will already know your style! Great for pajamas, brunches, sleepovers, volunteer work, parent teacher conferences, and walking the dog.
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), no side seams. Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton, ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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from 463 reviewsIm able to change the dick lazer to suit my mood. This product goes above and beyond my expectations. 5 stars, will buy again!

Definitely worth the purchase. Husband and son use it everywhere we go on unsuspecting victims. We have a good laugh everytime.

Works great. The dick side doesn't work the best in the garage at work. That's what I wanted it for but the cats love chasing it. Works good

The most versatile lazer for all the dicks you know. The ergonomics make picking the right dick effortlessly. Well done fellas!

Me lazer dick is thee best dick me ever seen. Me gots the naughty one. Me play with meself with the boobies

Exact quote from my brother “this is perfect”. And it is.

Bought this for a friend who just had surgery and will be doing a lot of pointing and directing for a few months on the job site. The contractors should really love being d!cked around!

but also a flash light, laser pointer and black light! So useful!

LOL this is by far THE best thing I’ve bought in a long time! This ALMOST makes me feel like going to work everyday!

I got this don’t man. He laughed hysterically and we’ve both been playing with it.
Highly recommend!

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