Merch
-
SaleDickhead Hat
Regular price $24.99Regular priceUnit price per$34.99Sale price $24.99Sale -
SaleD Lazers T-Shirt
Regular price $31.25Regular priceUnit price per$34.99Sale price $31.25Sale -
SaleMeat Beater T-Shirt
Regular price $31.25Regular priceUnit price per$34.99Sale price $31.25Sale
All Lazers
-
Official Dick Lazer
Regular price $24.99Regular priceUnit price per -
Official Naughty Lazer
Regular price $24.99Regular priceUnit price per -
Official BOOB Lazer
Regular price $24.99Regular priceUnit price per
Let customers speak for us
Absolute riot! Love messing with everyone! Gets a laugh every time.
I have to put it away sometimes bc I just put D's on everything. The dogs. My partner. The street at night. If I could use it like a bat signal, I would!
It works! And has all the different shapes from the ads. This is going to improve the next group photo, for sure!! 🤣
I love playing with this lazer. NGL I love making people look n laugh.
The reactions and laugh out loud responses with our friends is a blast!
Send me an affiliate code and I'll sell 100 lazers every weekend! ;)
Cheers,
Jeff
What can I say? Its exactly as described and hilarious in any situation. Putting d***s all over random people is awesome!
Not only am I pleased with my dick lazer (best purchase ever lol), I am very pleased with the easy communication with the creator of the company. There was a hiccup with the USPS and every time I reached out, I received a prompt response back and I felt like he truly cared about his customers. Thanks to them, I am now able to put my dick on everything and everyone and it has been bringing my inner 13 year old boy (I am a 38 year old woman) SO much joy! haha
